"Christmas Stinks!", Cries the Man in the Septic Tank!
December 27, 2007 by admin · Leave a Comment
Talk about losing your Christmas Spirit! And appetite….. and lunch…. you get the idea. 
Robert Schoff, of Des Moines, Iowa, has officially claimed 2007 to be the worse Christmas he ever had. You can’t really blame him for feeling so grinchy, though. After all, he did spend part of Christmas Eve in his Septic Tank.
By "In his septic tank", I do mean in it. And not by choice.
He was stuck.
Wedged, really.
Upside Down.
Yes, It’s a pretty stinky way to spend Christmas Eve, and I heard that he was too pooped to party later that evening(Aw, man, the river puns through it here)!
Fortunately his wife saw him kicking up a stink about it(I’m sorry, I can’t help it!), and she called the police, who helped yank him out of the tank.
"I thought it was the end of my life," Schoff said. "Thank God my wife saw me. I don’t think I could have stood staying in there much more."
Don’t worry Robert, you didn’t have to stand; that’s why you were wedged in there UPSIDE DOWN, to save you that trouble.
Robert, I’m sorry to hear about the misfortune, but glad to hear you’re doing alright! Try to enjoy the rest of the holidays, and please, for all our sakes, take a shower!
