If Granite is Standard, What About An Emergency Party Button?

    Here it is, the ultimate bachelor pad accessory!!  Feeling Blue?  Down in the dumps ‘cuz you just got dumped?  Well, worry no more, because the Emergency Party Button is here!!

    With a hot accessory like this, you don’t even need to worry about inviting friends, with the strobe lights and fog, they’re sure to find you!  This all-in-one system packages everything but the drinks in a simple push of a button!

    Within seconds, your drab little apartment can become the hip party hot-spot you want it to be!!  Call now to order yours today!!