Bad Marketing Tips
October 19, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment
Someone recently sent me a photo of a FSBO (For Sale By Owner) sign that I had to share. I understand that you can’t always choose your neighbors, but when it comes to selling your home because you hate your neighbors, there is good news!
Fortunately, bad neighbors are not what you would call a “material [...]
The Pushy Real Estate Agent
September 5, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment
Some Realtors will do anything to get a home sold, LOL!
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Halloween Is Going To Stink This Year
October 3, 2008 by admin · Leave a Comment
Da Wise Guyz…..
I’ve been kicking around the idea of creating a new business image, which is an important aspect of being a Realtor. A good image makes people know that we think we’re important, which is a good thing. It makes people want to work with us, or something goofy like that.
I’m not [...]
The Internet Typewriter
May 23, 2008 by admin · Leave a Comment
This is what happens when you’re spending too much time surfing the net. Now I can satisfy my yearning for the old days of DOS. Because I *Dearly* miss the times when starting my computer took 10 minutes, and loading a program off of floppy (FLOPPY!) drives took an extra 4-5 minutes. It’s frightening [...]
If Granite is Standard, What About An Emergency Party Button?
Here it is, the ultimate bachelor pad accessory!! Feeling Blue? Down in the dumps ‘cuz you just got dumped? Well, worry no more, because the Emergency Party Button is here!!
With a hot accessory like this, you don’t even need to worry about inviting friends, with the strobe lights and fog, they’re [...]
Over-Caffeinated Realtors @ Work
April 22, 2008 by admin · Leave a Comment
I work very long hours in real estate. The benefit to it is that my clients are consistently impressed with my availability and my results, turning around paperwork quickly, and constantly scheduling appointments, writing contracts, blogging, etc. The downside is that it’s very draining.
Of course I don’t let my clients [...]
Everything's Just Ducky in Washington, D.C.
I was at the Kennedy Center for the performing arts in Washington, D.C. the other day, and apparently the theatre-goers weren’t the only ones enjoying D.C., cultural offerings! In one of the fountains at the Kennedy Center I snapped a few pics of some ducks enjoying the afternoon.
Excuse me…. I’m Trying to Sleep [...]
Even Realtors Have a Sense of Humor….
March 7, 2008 by admin · Leave a Comment
A client of mine showed me this photo, and I felt compelled to share….
"The Redneck Mansion"
The Dangers of Speeding
January 16, 2008 by admin · Leave a Comment
Yes, I know, zipping through Southern Maryland’s numerous back roads is lots of fun, but in all reality, it’s incredibly stupid and dangerous! I agreed to slow it down after the "back seat incident of ‘04". It took me nearly 3 hours to wedge him out from the cushions!
~Jonathan_BenyaCentury 21 New Millennium9405-A Chesapeake [...]
