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A Wandering Dog Got A BIG Surprise!

January 6, 2008 by Admin · Leave a Comment 

    I admit, my house is "secluded", the dirt road leading to the gravel driveway should be enough to give that away (I hear a "you might be a redneck" joke coming on….)!  I like the idea of country living though, which is why I’m there.  You won’t hear me complaining about noisy neighbors! [...]

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"Christmas Stinks!", Cries the Man in the Septic Tank!

December 27, 2007 by Admin · Leave a Comment 

Talk about losing your Christmas Spirit!  And appetite….. and lunch….  you get the idea.  Robert Schoff, of Des Moines, Iowa, has officially claimed 2007 to be the worse Christmas he ever had.  You can’t really blame him for feeling so grinchy, though.  After all, he did spend part of Christmas Eve in his Septic Tank. [...]

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Looking for a good pork sandwich? Fuhgeddaboutit!

November 14, 2007 by Admin · Leave a Comment 

Thinking about the good old days, when mobsters came and went freely, meeting their FBI contacts and enjoying a good pork sandwich? Well it looks like that time has gone. Yes, I know The Sopranos has been off the air for awhile now.  I have to admit I loved watching each week waiting to see [...]

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But….. I Didn't MEAN to sell it for $280 Million…. I highly doubt it'll sell ma'am….

November 12, 2007 by Admin · Leave a Comment 

Let me start by saying that information is great.  Technology has been wonderful for our industry, and it’s revolutionized the way we do business (Those Agents who had to keep their listings on Index Cards know EXACTLY what I’m talking about!). But with great responsibility comes great power (I heard that someone important said that [...]

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Buy This House and get a Free Steak Dinner!?!

October 18, 2007 by Admin · Leave a Comment 

     Sounds appealing right?  but the reality of it is that I showed a property earlier this year and(although unadvertised, and most likely unintentional) apparently it had just such an offer included.  The property was a rehab potential and I got a call out of the blue from some investors who were interested in [...]

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Sometimes a warning may be in order….

October 5, 2007 by Admin · Leave a Comment 

Reading through the blog reports on activerain.com today I came across a blog talking about finding abandoned pit bulls in a foreclosed property and the shock that the Realtor got when he walked in on them!  As bad as it could have been, it reminded me of an incident not too long ago where we [...]

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